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If Coronavirus Was a Film?

What if this isn’t real life? If Cornavirus was a film. If there is a movie theatre packed to the rafters waiting with bated breath to watch the latest disaster movie. Counting their blessings that this could never actually happen to them. They get in line, buy their tickets and load up on overpriced drinks and popcorn. As they get comfy in their recliner seats, they laugh and remember the good old days when there were no recliner seats and they were all packed into rows like sardines playing elbow tennis with a complete stranger.

Could you imagine?

Everyone’s holding their breath as the movie gets going. They have met patient zero and are squirming in their seats as that person goes about their daily lives oblivious until they get sick. And then someone else falls ill and so on and so on. Arms are retracting into their seats as viewers fidget subconsciously removing all bodily contact from others.

But here we are, as the film moves on. More and more people getting sick. Hospitals overflowing as the camera pans from patient to patient. The irony of a soon to be victim watching Contagion on Netflix isn’t lost on the moviegoers. You have no idea what is coming they whisper to no one, in particular, breaking the silence in the packed room. Thy glance around at exactly how many people are in this small room and wonder, just for a brief second what if someone in here is ill and we don’t know.

Because, of course, no one in this film knew, they muse to themselves as they watch the virus taking hold. Watching its journey as it is passed from one person to the nest innocently, silently, randomly. NO ONE KNEW A THING.

As we go out and about or daily business, they know. They are telling us, urging us to stay home, go away don’t hug that old friend you haven’t seen for years. Because they know. They can see it as they sit safe and sound in the packed cinema screening room. Someone in the middle screams ‘NO’ unsettling those around her and increasing the tension. Is it you she is screaming at?

They know the people who are going to work oblivious. The ones who are heeding all advice and despite following all the guidelines still have to leave the house to work because they need to. The girl on the back row, on her first night off in weeks, is watching you head to work and picturing herself in your shoes.

You know, the pair you left at the door when you came home from work yesterday.

That you didn’t clean as did everything else. You stripped, you showered, you put your uniform in the washing machine and you left your shoes there. You touched them to put them back on, then opened the front door, locked it with your keys, walked to the car, drove to work and opened the door to get into work. She imagines how she would feel in your shoes and wonders when the last times she cleaned her shoes was.

Who would you be in the film?

girl sitting on a ledge being filmed

If someone was watching you in this scripted fiction montage dancing across a screen. Who would you want to be?

The cautious person who heeds all advice and stays safe? A boring yet predictable character but ultimately still alive at the end of the film.

The happy go lucky – if I get it, I get it kind of character? Who contracts it due to being not too cautious and wanting that last hoorah with friends and survives after spreading it to 10 more people.

The one who refuses to listen to warnings- who stubbornly believes they have nothing to worry about will be fine – you know the person who is less likely to make it to the end of the film and if they do they have a huge character arc and regret everything they did, said and of course, spread!

directors clipboard

What would they say about your character? What impact would you have on those who hand over their hard-earned cash to watch you as a character in a film? Do you want them to care about your survival and be rooting for you? Or will you be the one they don’t care died and agree actually did deserve not making past the opening credits?

Only we’re not in a film. No one is yelling cut and those who have succumbed to this virus aren’t getting out of the body bags as the end of filming. No do-overs, no second chances to get this right. We get this right now or not at all.

Let me tell you if you think this is something that is being over-exaggerated, blown up by the media or misconstrued somehow, just stop and think. Even if you are right (Then you are that overly cocky character who meets an agonising death in the first 30 minutes) is it even worth taking the risk? Surely you have more to lose than just your pride if you’re wrong?

Comments

Carly Belsey
August 8, 2020 at 2:33 pm

It is a little bit like the film Contagion isn’t it, at the beginning it shows how the virus spreads from person to person. Definitely a frightening film though and one we never thought we would have to live through.



June 5, 2020 at 11:08 am

I’d definitely be the boring one hoping to make it to the end of the film. Or maybe the one who slowly goes insane being cooped up in the house for weeks! Thanks so much for linking up at #KCACOLS. Hope you come back again next time.



May 31, 2020 at 9:17 am

this is brilliant! #KCACOLS



ohmummymia
May 28, 2020 at 10:57 pm

I wish it would be a movie. I hope it will finish soon. I did not expect this coronavirus will have such a big impact on my mental health #KCACOLS



Jeremy@ThirstyDaddy
May 26, 2020 at 1:50 am

I’m the one that works at the hospital and spends all day on FB yelling at the idiots who don’t believe that it’s real. #KCACOLS



May 25, 2020 at 8:26 pm

This is such a clever thought provoking way to look at things. I know how the media blows things up but I have all through stuck to the rules even though I am not a Boris or Tory fan as its not just about me and I think we have a duty to protect more vulnerable members. The blonde normally dies in the first 2 mins of the film but I think I am hopefully faring better. I hope this movie has a happy ending and I am never watching Contagion again. Thanks so much for linking up at #KCACOLS. Hope you come back again next time x



May 25, 2020 at 1:56 pm

I have often wondered when witnessing other people not sticking to the lockdown rules, how they would behave if they knew people were watching them? Would people still act the same and still have their nonchalant attitudes or would they tow the line a little more?
Let’s just hope that as they restrictions lift, people continue to be careful so we don’t hit a second wave. #KCACOLS



May 24, 2020 at 12:18 am

Interesting post. On my dog walks through empty streets I’ve been wondering if I could make a movie – except it would have to be with no actors as I’d have to be cameraman (person?) and so it seemed a bit too hard…I have been overly cautious and we went harder into lockdown than the country required. Weirdly, as we ease out, I thought I’d be first person in a restaurant but we’ve settle for having people over for now…it’s strange. (Also interested you raised the shoes. We have had no talk of shoes or disinfecting the streets yet I keep noticing around the world more and more countries doing so…) #KCACOLS



May 23, 2020 at 11:39 pm

I must admit, parts of this last few weeks have seemed like a film. Or a bad dream. But it isn’t. And in any film I’d be the extra safe one that does everything right but gets it anyway… #KCACOLS



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